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Another random caller has struck again. The message was from a chick this time and as follows...
    "Hey Baby. (In a very Britney Spears whiny tone.) What are you doing, ah?" At this point you hear tires screeching in the background, which of course brings forth some concern. Then I thought, "How do these people get my number!!"

Anyways...
Remember these little beauties?

Talking Nano Babies!!!

I miraculously still have mine, and it functions! My 'baby' is currently four years old and just went potty. So much fun, lol!

I think my other one would still work if I had the correct batteries, I thought that one was cuter than the second generation. *sigh* 90s entertainment, gotta love it. I swear I wanted to be one of those kids who had every single one hanging off a huge key chain.

~Sammygurl
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Someone else did this with a bunch of rules.  All I ask of you is to not look for the titles until after you've guessed. Have fun, I know I did.


1. "-Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding."

2. "-[angrily] I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And  I said yes!
  [exits]
    -Bloody hell. She's lying, right?
    -If you say so."

3. "-Oh, no offense. Movies are entertaining enough for the masses but the personalities on the screen just don't impress me. I mean they don't talk, they don't act, the just make a lot of dumb show. Well, you know
[demonstrates] ...like that.
    -You mean like what I do?
    -Well, yes!"

4. "-I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things - anything and everything I think and feel.
    -Some people would call that honesty.
    -Oh, but it's terrible, Reverend Mother."

5. "-The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
    -Sir?
    -You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty."

6. "-Have you no consideration for my poor nerves?
    -You mistake me, my dear. I have the utmost respect for your nerves. They've been my constant companion these twenty years."

7. "-You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

8. "-I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no"."

9. "-Your part is silent, little toad!"

10. "-I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
     -As long as you don't have flat feet."

11. "-I have torn this country apart for YOU!"

12. "-Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

13. "I'm not bitter. I'm mad as hell."

14. "Some men just want to watch the world burn."

15. "Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!"

16. "-Oh, Monica...
     -Oh, Bill... "

17. "How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus."

18. "-What do women want?
     -[whispering] We have no idea what we want.
     -I knew it! "

19. "-Read it.
     -[reading] Kopi Luwak is the world's most expensive coffee. Though for some, it falls under the category of "too good to be true." In the Sumatran village, where the beans are grown, lives a breed of wild tree cat. These cats eat the beans, digest them and then... defecate.
[pauses]
     -The villagers then collect and process the stools. It is the combination of the beans and the gastric juices of the tree cat that give Kopi Luwac...
[starts laughing]
     -... its unique flavor... and aroma. You're shitting me!
     -[laughing] Cats beat me to it! "

20. "-How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?"

There you go!!!
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So, I went to grab my phone about oh... ten minutes ago and discover that I have a new voice mail. So I go about my business signing on and whatnot; I get to the message and it starts off with a "Hey sexy..." and I'm like laughing and trying to listen to the rest of the message. It's kind of slurred, I think it's my phone just being old, but this guy really needs to um, check the number he's calling first. lol

It went something along the lines of...

"Hey sexy, I just wanted to drop by and say hi. I'm sorry about the other day, i think you're cute too, really cute actually. I want to get to know you and maybe take you out sometime."

*sniggers*

Oh, that and I don't even know this guy!!!
Who leaves a message like that!!! It's creepy.
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!8 Years of Me.

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Well, that time has finally come. I'm 18, and it's been a blast. I even got a Sams Club card!!! *Commence Laughter* Okay, it might seem lame to you, but if you want to get something for a really good price, then go to Sams or Costco. You could get dinner for two under six bucks! *blushes* I know I'm silly. Whatever, I feel special. Lol. My mom got me a really nice pair of earrings, my friend took me to see a movie of my choice and bowling, my grandma gave me money, which I used to pay for my Sams card, and thzinc hasn't said what he's up to. He'll probably sleep for two weeks after helping with a newborn, then we'll see what we're doing. Hahahahahahahaha!
In the meantime, I bought myself the Twilight Soundtrack (Still haven't seen the movie yet, no worries though.) I have to say, it's awesome. I do have a bone to pick with the song by Pattinson, I can't understand what he is saying!!! It's like he's mumbling through the song! Don't get me wrong, I love the music and I get the lyrics, but I would like him to just sing a little clearer.  I thought John Mayer would be a good candidate to sing it, but that's just moi. Everything else though is quite good, I love listening to Paramore...*sigh* XD
My BFF took me to see Four Christmases, it was good for the most part, except when Vince Vaughn visits his Dad's house first, and his brother picks on him (I had no idea that scene was in there!). So, I won't get into details if you haven't seen it yet, but I thought it was disturbing. *shudders* Anyways we went to the bowling alley to meet up with her brother and a few other classmates from high school; it was good to see them again. I think I bowled a 42 the first round and a 90-something the second round (I didn't say I was good.).
Then I crashed for the rest of the night in a blissful sleep.
Friday(19th): I went to Sams to get my CD and card, and some cheap dinner!
Saturday: I am going to eat sushi with my mom, and run a bunch of other errands.
Sunday: no idea!
Monday: To the DMV Batman!! (I'm getting my ID) *does dance*
Tuesday: Haven't planned that far ahead.
Well, I must leave you now. *sniff, sniff* Just because I'm legal, doesn't mean that I can stay up all night anymore. *pauses, then busts out laughing*
Yeah
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Right, like that's true.

Anyways, early mornings, late good nights, and sweet dreams!

~Sammygurl~
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Dear Lordbeazy:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes out side of Chicago and I saw you sit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I have always felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations.

With Ease,
-Sammygurl-

If you want to do this you can, I won't force any of you.

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____,
-Name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
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